No Comments, Please
by Marco Andrei Kichalowsky · Uncategorized
A WordPress plugin that deactivates and hides all comments interface parts and features.
60 health vs 57 average across 10,073 Uncategorized plugins
Directory ranking optimization
How it's scored →How well this listing is tuned to rank in WordPress.org search, on the factors an owner controls. Not popularity, optimization.
Well optimized
Biggest win: Update recency
To rank higher: Last updated 470 days ago — ship an update; wp.org decays a listing's search weight after ~180 days.
Get the full rank-higher report →Daily downloads
Since 2024-03-11 · 858 days · wp.org + Plugin Pulse archive
30-day downloads
Rolling 30-day volume · peaks are release surges
30
now · peak 148
Directory rank vs rivals
wp.org popularity rank over time · higher is better · when a rival's line climbs above yours, they've overtaken you
Downloads per 1k installs · 30d
Engagement proxy · release spikes are signal, a long slide is an aging base
Estimated active installs
wp.org reports only “80+”. The real number sits in this band.
Refined from the date this plugin crossed into its current band.
Install history · since 2024-03-10 · 857 observations
Details
Growth timeline
Install-band crossings we have observed, and how long each band took to outgrow
- 2026-05-30 70+ → 80+ up after 2 days in band
- 2026-05-28 80+ → 70+ down after 62 days in band
- 2026-03-27 70+ → 80+ up after 3 days in band
- 2026-03-24 80+ → 70+ down after 82 days in band
- 2026-01-01 70+ → 80+ up after 4 days in band
- 2025-12-28 80+ → 70+ down after 22 days in band
- 2025-12-06 70+ → 80+ up after 7 days in band
- 2025-11-29 80+ → 70+ down after 91 days in band
Competes with
The plugins that solve the same job, ranked by shared tags then reach — closest match first
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CRUDLab Disable Comments 700+ installs · 4.0★ · 3 shared tags D -
Really Simple Disable Comments 400+ installs · 3.6★ · 3 shared tags B -
Disable Comments – No Comments & No Spam 200+ installs · 4.0★ · 3 shared tags C -
Uncomment – Disable Comments 100+ installs · 3.6★ · 3 shared tags B
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